Limericks… Vanity Post #64

Another one of Chuck Lorre’s “vanity cards” captured my attention, so I just had to feature it in one of MY “vanity posts”.

In the vanity card of his that was at the end of S3:Ep13 of “Mom” (an episode entitled “Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side”), Chuck shared the following limerick with his viewers:

“There was a man named Benedict Lincoln,

who had untamed negative thinkin’.

The world came and went,

but he was absent,

distracted by thoughts that were stinkin’.

After reading his limerick, I thought, “I can write something like that! Thus inspired, I did a bit of research into “how to write a limerick”, and after giving some thought to the advice I’d read, I started thinking about one of my own.

Here’s what I came up with — after much thought and a long, hot shower:

There once was a building sans light,

which left me a terrible plight:

How can I sort in that

when I’m blind as a bat?

Then Sweet Thing said, “Now you’ve got light!

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